I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Ketchup is God's man juice
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I see more hoeing in ur future
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