I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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