He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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