god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
Bring me that man meat
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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