Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
He better not be in your backpack
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
