I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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