it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Randomize
