Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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