I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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