weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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