I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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