thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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