If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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