I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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