scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Randomize