So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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