at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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