I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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