It's like God shit irony all over that family
In America we eat man semen.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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