my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
you're hired as official boob wrangler
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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