i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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