no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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