Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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