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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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