You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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