i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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