I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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