i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
they're like a gay fantastic four
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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