so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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