4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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