I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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