Sponge bath it is.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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