She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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