i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I see more hoeing in ur future
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