Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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