I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
As shirtless as possible
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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