I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
only you would photoshop your dick
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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