Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
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