it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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