If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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