There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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