'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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