she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
i can't believe i had my finger in that
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
this just has baby written all over it
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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