32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
