I cockslap morals
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
