Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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