She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
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