now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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