I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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