I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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