Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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