she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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