I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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